MK: I’m bored. What are you doing?

MM: Scientology book club. You?

MK: Heard that one of the people who didn’t make it onto Top Chef but who is rumored to have seen a Padma nip slip is opening a Mexican/Thai fusion restaurant in Santa Monica. Pad Thaiquitos? So excited.

MM: We should write a novel about this shit.

MK: Or a blog.

MM: …Or a blog.

MK: We can write about LA-ey stuff. Like restaurants, art, celebs, culture…

MM: And a Jeff Goldblum tracker.

MK: Why do you think they invented Twitter? Meet at El Compadre’s on Saturday to discuss?

MM: I’ll be 3 mojitos in, with 2 on the way.

MK: Perfect. I think we’ve got a real winner on our hands. Brb. Gotta pee.