ALL ABOUT MK

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What are the top three establishments you’ve been kicked out of?

• Well, Winston’s most recently for ending up in the girls bathroom – don’t ask. The Room in Santa Monica for telling the DJ he had bad taste. And, a small bakery in Santa Barbara…at 12:00PM…on a Sunday.

Most underwhelming celebrity sighting?

• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at Cafe Vida in the Palisades. Sunday brunch is for curing the headache from your hangover, not causing a new one.

Why LA? Why not…elsewhere?

• I tried Chicago for four years. Apparently, people outside of LA look down on being judgemental and superficial. Yeah, that doesn’t work for me.

If you throw a stone in this city, you’re bound to hit….

• A Prius, a washed-up castmember from a variation of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, a born-again-vegan, and a medical marijuana dispensary.

Who’s the biggest bitch? You, MM, or RW?

• In most cases, I’d say this town is only big enough for one bitch like me. Luckily, MM prefers the East side and RW is so far West, she’s practically in the ocean. Me? I fall in the middle. But beware- when our worlds collide, a lot of egos get bruised in the process.