ALL ABOUT RW

Contact: rwsmogger@gmail.com

Why LA? Why not…anywhere else?

• I’m too afraid to be further than 20 miles from my mother.

Jesus on Sunset Blvd. Drag Queens on Halloween. What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in LA?

• A crazy beach bum exposed himself to me and a few other bums at approximately 7:23am on the Venice Boardwalk.  One of the other beach bums put it best in saying “Man, it’s way to early in the morning to be looking at c*ck.”

Most overrated “LA Must”?

• Pink’s.  We get it.  Hot dogs are sweet.  2 hour lines at midnight are not.  Nor is casing on my dog.  Gross.

Stereotype yourself. Santa Monica surfer? Silverlake hipster? Weho slut?

• Wannabe Venice hippy raised on the outskirts of Beverly Hills.